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Pizza is awesome and turtle poops over the dog

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは素晴らしいですし、亀は犬の上に息をする

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Pizza is wonderful and the turtle breathes on top of the dog

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは素晴らしいですし、亀は犬の上に呼吸します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pizza is awesome and the turtle breathes over the dog

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは素晴らしいですし、亀は犬の上を吸い込む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pizza is amazing and the turtle breathes over the dog

INTO JAPANESE

ピザは素晴らしいですし、亀は犬の上を呼吸します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pizza is amazing and the turtle breathes over the dog