YOU SAID:
Pizza and eggs are friend because wood is dead
INTO JAPANESE
木が死んでいるので、ピザと卵は友人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza and eggs are friends because the tree is dead
INTO JAPANESE
木が死んでいるので、ピザと卵は友達です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pizza and eggs are friends because the tree is dead
That didn't even make that much sense in English.