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pirates are cool bastards because they have only one eye and one lag and a bird who can fly but they cant swim, thats uncool

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海賊、彼らはのみ 1 つの目と 1 つのラグと飛ぶことができる鳥が彼らは泳ぐことはできません、クールではないために、クールなできそこない

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Pirates, they only birds that can fly with one eye and one of the rug and they cannot swim, is cool, bastards, not to cool

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海賊、彼らは 1 つの目、一つは敷物の飛ぶことができる鳥だけ、彼らは泳げない、クール、できそこない、クールなことは、

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Pirates, they are one's eyes, one can't swim they only birds that can fly rugs and cool, the bastards, is cool

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海賊は、彼らは 1 つの目、1 つは彼らのラグやクール、できそこないに飛ぶことができる、クールな唯一の鳥を泳ぐことはできません

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Pirates are they with one eye, one cannot swim cool only the birds could fly their rugs and cool, the bastards,

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海賊は 1 つ目、彼ら、彼らの敷物と、クールなできそこない、鳥が飛ぶことができるだけ 1 つはクールに泳げない

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Pirates first, they, their rugs and bastards, the birds fly to cool as much as possible is one cool can

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それらは、可能な限り最小限に抑えられる。

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They are kept to a minimum as much as possible.

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それらは、可能な限り最小限に抑えられる。

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They are kept to a minimum as much as possible.