YOU SAID:
pierce is a complete and utter buffoon
INTO JAPANESE
ピアスは完全な完全な道化師です
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Piercing is a complete perfect clown
INTO JAPANESE
ピアスは完璧なピエロです
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Piercing is a perfect clown
INTO JAPANESE
ピアスは完璧な道化師です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Piercing is the perfect clown
INTO JAPANESE
ピアスは完璧な道化師です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Piercing is the perfect clown
That didn't even make that much sense in English.