YOU SAID:
pie person of all kinds shall strike lightning to thy
INTO JAPANESE
あらゆる種類のパイの人はあなたに稲妻を打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All kinds of pies hit you with lightning
INTO JAPANESE
あらゆる種類のパイが稲妻であなたを襲います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All kinds of pies hit you with lightning
That didn't even make that much sense in English.