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pickles like hamburgers that candles eat but once a week glasses say no the telephones rings mouse picks up noodle says monster is high on helium

INTO JAPANESE

ピクルスはハンバーガーのようなもので、ロウソクは食べるが、週に一度はメガネがノーと言う、電話が鳴る、ネズミが麺を手に取る、怪物がヘリウムでハイになっていると言う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pickles are like hamburgers, I eat candles, but once a week my glasses say no, the phone rings, a rat picks up the noodles, a monster says I'm high on helium.

INTO JAPANESE

ピクルスはハンバーガーのようなもので、私はろうそくを食べますが、週に一度、眼鏡がノーと言います、電話が鳴り、ネズミが麺を拾い、怪物が私がヘリウムでハイだと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pickles are like hamburgers and I eat candles, but once a week the glasses say no, the phone rings, a rat picks up the noodles, and a monster says I'm high on helium.

INTO JAPANESE

ピクルスはハンバーガーのようなもので、私はろうそくを食べますが、週に一度、眼鏡がノーと言います、電話が鳴り、ネズミが麺を拾い、怪物が私がヘリウムでハイだと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pickles are like hamburgers and I eat candles, but once a week the glasses say no, the phone rings, a rat picks up the noodles, and a monster says I'm high on helium.