YOU SAID:
Picking belly button lint eating monkey bread on the couch watch soaps listening to old Chuck berry records on phonograph
INTO JAPANESE
ソファで猿のパンを食べるおへその糸くずを選ぶのは、蓄音機の古いチャックベリーの記録を聞いている石鹸を見ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Choosing the lint on the litter eating monkey bread on the couch sees the soap listening to the old Chuck Berry records of the gramophony
INTO JAPANESE
ソファで猿のパンを食べるごみの糸くずを選ぶと、石鹸がグラモフォニーの古いチャックベリーの記録を聞いているのを見ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pick a litter lint that eats monkey bread on the couch and you'll see the soap listening to old Chuck Berry records of gramophony
INTO JAPANESE
ソファで猿のパンを食べるゴミの糸くずを選ぶと、石鹸がグラモフォニーの古いチャックベリーの記録を聞いているのがわかります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pick a litter lint that eats monkey bread on the couch and you'll see the soap listening to old Chuck Berry records of gramophony
That didn't even make that much sense in English.