YOU SAID:
Philip has large hairy saggy testicles
INTO JAPANESE
フィリップは大きな毛むくじゃらの睾丸がある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Philip has a big hairy testicle
INTO JAPANESE
フィリップは大きな毛状の精巣を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Philip has a big hairy testicle
That didn't even make that much sense in English.