YOU SAID:
peter piper picked a poor polish
INTO JAPANESE
ピーター・パイパーは下手なポリッシュを選んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peter Piper chose a bad polish
INTO JAPANESE
ピーター・パイパーは悪い磨き方を選んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peter Piper chose a bad polish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.