YOU SAID:
peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers while peeing his pants
INTO JAPANESE
ピーター・パイパーはズボンをおしっこしながら、唐辛子のピクルスを摘みました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper while peeing his pants
INTO JAPANESE
ピーター・パイパーはズボンをおしっこしながら唐辛子のピクルスを選んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peter Piper picked pepper pickles while peeing his pants
INTO JAPANESE
ピーター・パイパーはズボンをおしっこしながらペッパーピクルスを選んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peter Piper chose pepper pickles while peeing his pants
INTO JAPANESE
ピーターパイパーはズボンをおしっこしながらペッパーピクルスを選びました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peter Piper chose pepper pickles while peeing his pants
Come on, you can do better than that.