YOU SAID:
Pete the pig patted Pat the pig who patted pan the pig's pans.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉を叩いて豚のフライパンを叩いて豚を叩いてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the pork, hit the pork pan and hit the pork.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉を叩き、豚肉鍋を叩き、豚肉を叩く。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tap the pork, pork pan, tap the pork.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉、豚肉鍋、豚肉をタップします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tap pork, pork pot and pork.
INTO JAPANESE
豚肉、豚肉鍋、豚肉をタップします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tap pork, pork pot and pork.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.