YOU SAID:
Pet me and rub my belly.
INTO JAPANESE
私をペットと私の腹をこします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I you strained a pet and my belly.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたがペットと私の腹を緊張しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I you were nervous the pet and my belly.
INTO JAPANESE
私はペットと私の腹緊張しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was nervous pets and my belly.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神経質なペットと私の腹でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was nervous pets and my belly.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.