YOU SAID:
Perry pickled his prized princess pickles with purple poo
INTO JAPANESE
ペリーは、彼の大切な王女のピクルスを紫色のうんちで漬けました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Perry soaked his precious princess pickles in purple poop
INTO JAPANESE
ペリーは貴重なプリンセス ピクルスを紫色のうんちに浸した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Perry dipped her precious Princess Pickles in purple poop
INTO JAPANESE
ペリーは貴重なプリンセス ピクルスを紫色のうんちに浸した
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