YOU SAID:
perfect sturdy turkeys that will confuse you and lick your mind like potatoes riding nonsense along the cactus wearing unicorn in iron brain board for metal porcupine city because words fail to comprehend what lacks meaningful smiles for the cake party toaster and machine grinder of minds.
INTO JAPANESE
金属製のポーキュパインシティの鉄の脳板でユニコーンを着てサボテンに沿ってナンセンスに乗っているジャガイモのようにあなたを混乱させ、あなたの心をなめる完璧な頑丈な七面鳥。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A perfect sturdy turkey that confuses you like a potato riding a nonsense along a cactus wearing a unicorn with a metal porcupine city iron brain plate and licks your mind.
INTO JAPANESE
金属製のポーキュパインシティアイアンブレインプレートを備えたユニコーンを身に着けたサボテンに沿ってナンセンスに乗っているジャガイモのようにあなたを混乱させ、あなたの心をなめる完璧な頑丈な七面鳥。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A perfect sturdy turkey that confuses you like a potato riding a nonsense along a cactus wearing a unicorn with a metal porcupine city iron brain plate and licks your mind.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.