Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
PERFECT STORM WOMAN. I will be on the table
INTO JAPANESE
完璧な嵐の女。私はテーブルにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A perfect stormy woman. I am on the table.
完璧な嵐の女性。私はテーブルにいます。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.