YOU SAID:
people howl for attention on the internet and i wish they would howl more quietly.
INTO JAPANESE
人々はインターネット上で注意を払うため遠吠えし、私は彼らがもっと静かに遠吠えしたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People howl to pay attention on the internet and I'd like them to howl more quietly.
INTO JAPANESE
人々はインターネット上で注意を払うために遠吠えし、私は彼らがもっと静かに遠吠えしたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People howl to pay attention on the internet and I'd like them to howl more quietly.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.