YOU SAID:
Penises penises and yet i am single.
INTO JAPANESE
ペニス ペニス、まだ私は 1 つ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Penis penis, still I am one.
INTO JAPANESE
ペニスは、まだ私は 1 つ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Penis is still one.
INTO JAPANESE
ペニスはまだ 1 つであります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dick still in one.
INTO JAPANESE
まだ 1 つのディック。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's still a Dick.
INTO JAPANESE
まだ、ディックです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is still a Dick.
INTO JAPANESE
まだ、ディックです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is still a Dick.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.