YOU SAID:
Penises are cool. Vaginas are cooler.
INTO JAPANESE
ペニスは冷静です。バギナスはよりクーラーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The penis is cool. Baginas is more cooler.
INTO JAPANESE
陰茎は冷たいです。バギナスはもっとクーラーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The penis is cold. Baginas is more cooler.
INTO JAPANESE
陰茎は寒いです。バギナスはもっとクーラーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The penis is cold. Baginas is more cooler.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.