YOU SAID:
penguin impaled on a pole
INTO JAPANESE
ペンギンがポールに突き刺さった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Penguin stuck in Paul
INTO JAPANESE
ペンギンがポールで立ち往生
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Penguin stuck at Paul
INTO JAPANESE
ペンギンがポールで立ち往生
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Penguin stuck at Paul
That didn't even make that much sense in English.