YOU SAID:
Penelope should have shagged Antinous
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ペネロペはアンティノウスを切り刻んだはずです
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Penelope should have chopped Antinous
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ペネロペはアンティノウスを刻んだはずです
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Penelope should have carved Antinous
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ペネロペはアンティノウスを彫るべきだった
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Penelope should have carved Antinous
That didn't even make that much sense in English.