YOU SAID:
peeing myself help!!!
INTO JAPANESE
自分の助けをおしっこする!!!
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Pee your help!!!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの助けをおしっこしてください!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please pee with your help!!!
INTO JAPANESE
どうぞお手伝いください!!!
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Please help me!!!
INTO JAPANESE
どうか助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me, please.
INTO JAPANESE
どうか助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help me, please.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.