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Peeing into the wind at Wal-mart before I pee into your behind (which is where the hot air is coming from)

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ウォルマートで風に向かっておもらしをする前に、あなたの後ろにおしっこをする (熱風が吹いているところ)

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Pee behind you before peeing in the wind at Walmart (where the hot air is blowing)

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ウォルマート（熱風が吹いているところ）で風に吹かれる前に後ろでおしっこ

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Pee behind before being blown by the wind at Walmart (where the hot air is blowing)

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ウォルマート（熱風が吹いているところ）で風に吹かれる前におしっこ

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Pee before the wind blows at Walmart (where the hot air is blowing)

INTO JAPANESE

ウォルマート（熱風が吹いているところ）で風が吹く前におしっこ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pee before the wind blows at Walmart (where the hot air is blowing)