YOU SAID:
pee pee poo poo where are you
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこおしっこうんちどこにいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pee pee where are you poo
INTO JAPANESE
どこにいらっしゃいますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
where are you
INTO JAPANESE
どこにいらっしゃいますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
where are you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.