YOU SAID:
Peaches apples pears and plums tell me when Christmas comes
INTO JAPANESE
桃のリンゴの梨と梅は、クリスマスが来たときに私に教えてくれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peach apple pears and plums will tell me when Christmas comes
INTO JAPANESE
ピーチリンゴ梨と梅はクリスマスが来たときに私に教えてくれます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peach apple pears and plums will tell me when Christmas comes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.