YOU SAID:

Pay di ear noo derf nerf wewe policecar cat woo mook I don’t care if gut bu suk when a lin rew it.

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Pay the ear noo derf nerf wewe policecar cat woo mook 横になっているときにガットブが吸ってもかまいません。

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Pay the ear noo derf nerf wewe policecar cat woo mook I don't care if Gutbu smokes when I'm lying down.

INTO JAPANESE

Pay the ear noo derf nerf wewe policecar cat woo mook 私が横になっているときに Gutbu が喫煙してもかまいません。

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Pay the ear noo derf nerf wewe policecar cat woo mook I don't care if Gutbu smokes while I'm lying down.

INTO JAPANESE

Pay the ear noo derf nerf wewe policecar cat woo mook 私が横になっている間に Gutbu がタバコを吸っても構わない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pay the ear noo derf nerf wewe policecar cat woo mook I don't care if Gutbu smokes while I'm lying down.