YOU SAID:
pat my back you dingus
INTO JAPANESE
私の背中を dingus をパットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pat the dingus on my back.
INTO JAPANESE
パットは、私の背中に dingus。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pat is the dingus on my back.
INTO JAPANESE
パットは、私の背中に dingus です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pat on my back is a dingus.
INTO JAPANESE
私の背中にパットは、dingus です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the back of my putting is a dingus.
INTO JAPANESE
パットの裏に、dingus です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the back of the pad is a dingus.
INTO JAPANESE
パッドの裏に、dingus です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the back of the pad is a dingus.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.