YOU SAID:

Pat had to go to the loo but instead he used his hat to go poo.

INTO JAPANESE

パットはトイレに行かなければならなかったが、代わりに彼は息子に行くために彼の帽子を使いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pat had to go to the bathroom, but instead he used his hat to go to his son.

INTO JAPANESE

トイレに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got to piss.

INTO JAPANESE

トイレに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got to piss.