YOU SAID:
pass the crumpets please you silly sausage
INTO JAPANESE
しわくちゃのソーセージをしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please make a crumpled sausage
INTO JAPANESE
しわくちゃのソーセージを作ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please make a crumpled sausage
Come on, you can do better than that.