YOU SAID:
Parked next to a big Dodge Caravan except, wait, no I'm not.
INTO JAPANESE
大きなダッジ キャラバンの隣に駐車していますが、待ってください、違います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's parked next to a big Dodge Caravan, but wait, no.
INTO JAPANESE
大きなダッジ・キャラバンの隣に停まっているが、ちょっと待ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's parked next to a large Dodge Caravan, but wait a minute.
INTO JAPANESE
大型のダッジキャラバンの隣に停まっていますが、ちょっと待ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's parked next to a large Dodge Caravan, but please wait a moment.
INTO JAPANESE
大型ダッジキャラバンの隣に停まっていますが、少々お待ちください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm parked next to a large Dodge Caravan, but please wait a moment.
INTO JAPANESE
大型ダッジキャラバンの隣に停めてますが、少々お待ちください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm parked next to a large Dodge Caravan, but please wait a moment.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.