YOU SAID:
Papparazzi on my porch
INTO JAPANESE
私のポーチのパパラッチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pouch's paparazzi
INTO JAPANESE
私の袋のパパラッチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My bag's paparazzi
INTO JAPANESE
私のバッグのパパラッチ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My bag's paparazzi
That didn't even make that much sense in English.