YOU SAID:
pants eat i me pants eat i me pants eat i me pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンは私が食べる 私のズボンは私のズボンを食べる私はズボンを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
pants i eat my pants eat my pants i eat pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンを食べるズボンはズボンを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pants Eat Pants Pants Eat Pants
INTO JAPANESE
パンツ食べる パンツ パンツ 食べる パンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pants Eat Pants Pants Eat Pants
Come on, you can do better than that.