YOU SAID:
pants eat i me pants eat i me
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンは私を食べる 私のズボンは私を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pants eat me my pants eat me
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンは私に私のズボンが私を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pants eat me my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンは私に私のズボンを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pants eat me my pants
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