YOU SAID:
Pants are you Watch? SHOES WATCH ME
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはズボンですか?靴を見る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you a pants? Watch shoes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはズボンですか?ウォッチシューズ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are you a pants? Watch shoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.