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Pale old dog likes moldy apple cake and other peculiar orifices
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淡い老犬はカビの生えたアップルケーキやその他の独特のオリフィスが好き
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Old pale dogs love moldy apple cake and other unique orifices
INTO JAPANESE
古い淡い犬は、カビの生えたアップルケーキと他のユニークなオリフィスが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Old pale dogs love moldy apple cakes and other unique orifices
INTO JAPANESE
古い淡い犬はカビの生えたアップルケーキや他のユニークなオリフィスが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Old pale dogs love moldy apple cakes and other unique orifices
You should move to Japan!