YOU SAID:
Pajeet has kuso in the street and I got it all over my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
パジートが路上でクソをやっていて、それが私の足に全部付いてしまった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pajit was taking a shit on the street and it got all on my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
パジットが路上で大便をして、それが全部私の足にかかったんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pagit pooped on the street and it all got on my legs.
INTO JAPANESE
パギットが路上でうんちをし、それが全部私の足に付いてしまいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pagit pooped on the street and it all got on my legs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.