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"Pain is pretty snazzy," Says the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater as they splattered against a wall like a fly who happened across someone with a flyswatter.
INTO JAPANESE
「痛みはかなりこっけいです」と、ハエのように壁に飛び散った、片目、片角、飛んでいる紫色の人々が、ハエのたたきで誰かを横切って起こったと言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"The pain is pretty ridiculous," he says, with one-eyed, one-eyed, flying purple people splattering on the wall like a fly, happening across someone with a fly hit.
INTO JAPANESE
「痛みはかなりばかげている」と彼は言い、片目、片目、飛んでいる紫色の人々がハエのように壁に飛び散り、ハエが当たった人を横切って起こった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"The pain is pretty ridiculous," he said, with one-eyed, one-eyed, flying purple people splattering on the wall like a fly, happening across the person hit by the fly.
INTO JAPANESE
「痛みはかなりばかげている」と彼は言った、片目、片目、飛んでいる紫色の人々がハエのように壁に飛び散り、ハエに襲われた人を横切って起こった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"The pain is pretty ridiculous," he said, one-eyed, one-eyed, flying purple people splattering on the wall like a fly, happening across a person attacked by a fly.
INTO JAPANESE
「痛みはかなりばかげている」と彼は言った、片目、片目、飛んでいる紫色の人々がハエのように壁に飛び散り、ハエに襲われた人を横切って起こった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"The pain is pretty ridiculous," he said, one-eyed, one-eyed, flying purple people splattering on the wall like a fly, happening across a person attacked by a fly.
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