YOU SAID:
pa jo japan paipa, petted iguana ants beebee pi pi pi da da
INTO JAPANESE
pa ジョー日本パイパ、れかわいがられイグアナ アリ beebee pi pi pi da da
BACK INTO ENGLISH
PA Joe Japan Paipa, and petted iguana Ali beebee pi pi pi da da
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
