YOU SAID:
P-O-TAE-TOES? BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW!
INTO JAPANESE
P - O - TEE - TOES?煮沸EMマッシュEMスティックEMシチュー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
P-O-TEE-TOES? Boiled EM Mash EM Stick EM Stew!
INTO JAPANESE
P - O - TEE - TOES?ゆでEMマッシュEMスティックEMシチュー!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
P-O-TEE-TOES? Boiled EM Mash EM Stick EM Stew!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.