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oy mate wassup, konichiwa guten tag

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オイメイト何が起こっているのか、コニチワグテンタグ

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Oimate what's going on, KonichiwaGtentag

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何が起こっているのか、コニチワグテンタグ

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What's going on, Konichiwagtentag

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何が起こっているのか、こちわつり

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I don't know what's going on.

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どうなってるんだか理解できないよ.

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I don't know what's going on.