YOU SAID:
Our holy book states that Translation Party will come from on high, and bring glorious gibberish to this unholy world!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの聖典の翻訳パーティが高、上から来るし、この邪悪な世界にちんぷんかんぷんで栄光をもたらす状態!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Our Scripture translation party, comes from above, and in this wicked world mumbo jumbo I bring glory in the Greek State!
You love that! Don't you?