YOU SAID:
Our dogs are a pair of absolute dinguses but that's okay even if they lick the floor like it's candy
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの犬は絶対的なディンガのペアですが、それは彼らがキャンディーのように床をなめても大丈夫です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Our dog is an absolute dinga pair but it's okay they lick the floor like candy
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの犬は絶対的なディンガペアですが、彼らはキャンディーのように床をなめて大丈夫です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Our dogs are absolute dinga pair but they're okay licking the floor like candy
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの犬は絶対的なディンガペアですが、彼らはキャンディーのように床を舐めて大丈夫です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Our dogs are absolute dinga pair but they're okay licking the floor like candy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.