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ou're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf. He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf) He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf) Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him but you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer you creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf Stab him in his kidney Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf You limp into the dark woods blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won; you have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise) There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes But you can do Jis Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf ...

INTO JAPANESE

森の中を歩いている周りに誰もいなくて、あなたの電話は死んでいるあなたの目の前から彼を見つけた：シーア・ラブーフ。彼はあなたを追いかけ、約30フィート戻ります。彼は四つんonいになり、スプリントに突入します。彼はあなたを獲得しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one is walking around in the forest and your phone finds him in front of your dead: Shia LaBeouf. He chases you and returns about 30 feet. He goes on all fours and enters the sprint. He has won you

INTO JAPANESE

誰も森の中を歩き回っておらず、あなたの電話はあなたの死者の前で彼を見つけます：シーア・ラブーフ。彼はあなたを追いかけ、約30フィート戻ります。彼は四つんgoesいでスプリントに入ります。彼はあなたに勝った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one is walking around in the forest and your phone will find him in front of your dead: Shia LaBeouf. He chases you and returns about 30 feet. He goes into the sprint on all fours. He won you

INTO JAPANESE

誰も森の中を歩き回っておらず、あなたの電話はあなたの死者の前で彼を見つけます：シーア・ラブーフ。彼はあなたを追いかけ、約30フィート戻ります。彼は四つんばいでスプリントに入ります。彼はあなたに勝った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one is walking around in the forest and your phone will find him in front of your dead: Shia LaBeouf. He chases you and returns about 30 feet. He enters the sprint on all fours. He won you

INTO JAPANESE

誰も森の中を歩き回っておらず、あなたの電話はあなたの死者の前で彼を見つけます：シーア・ラブーフ。彼はあなたを追いかけ、約30フィート戻ります。彼は四つんばいでスプリントに入ります。彼はあなたに勝った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one is walking around in the forest and your phone will find him in front of your dead: Shia LaBeouf. He chases you and returns about 30 feet. He enters the sprint on all fours. He won you