YOU SAID:
Otto got his beard on fire and everybody tried to extinquish the fire with vodka.
INTO JAPANESE
オットーは火に彼のひげを持って、誰もがウォッカで火を extinquish しようとしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Otto has his beard on fire and everyone trying to extinquish the fire with vodka.
INTO JAPANESE
オットーは火とウォッカで火を extinquish しようとしている皆に彼のひげです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We're trying to extinquish the fire with fire and vodka Otto is his beard.
INTO JAPANESE
火と火が extinquish してるとウォッカ オットーは彼のひげ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And I'm to extinquish fires and fire vodka Otto is his beard.
INTO JAPANESE
私は extinquish の火災と火災ウォッカ オットーは彼のひげ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm extinquish fires and fire vodka Otto is his beard.
INTO JAPANESE
Extinquish 火災と火災ウォッカ オットーは彼のひげ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Extinquish fires and fire vodka Otto is his beard.
INTO JAPANESE
Extinquish 火災、火災ウォッカ オットーは彼のひげ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Extinquish fires and fire vodka Otto is his beard.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.