YOU SAID:
Or wear an ear condom next time
INTO JAPANESE
次回はイヤーコンドームを着用する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Next time I will wear an ear condom
INTO JAPANESE
次回は耳用コンドームを着用します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will wear ear condoms next time
INTO JAPANESE
次回は耳用コンドームを着用します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will wear ear condoms next time
Come on, you can do better than that.