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or murder....i could always find someone to murder me. but then they would get in trouble. oh well i will just shoot myself

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私はいつも私を殺す人を見つけることができます。しかし、彼らは困ってしまうでしょう。まあまあ私はちょうど自分自身を撃つ

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I can find a man who always kills me. But they will be in trouble. Somewhat I just shoot myself

INTO JAPANESE

私はいつも私を殺す男を見つけることができます。しかし、彼らは困っているだろう。多分私は自分自身を撃つ

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I can find a man that always kills me. But they are in trouble. Maybe I shoot myself

INTO JAPANESE

私はいつも私を殺す男を見つけることができます。しかし、彼らは困っている。たぶん私は自分を撃つ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can find a man that always kills me. But they are in trouble. Maybe I shoot myself