YOU SAID:
Oops! I stepped in gum. Better go cut my feet off.
INTO JAPANESE
おっと!ガムを入れました。足を切って行けばいい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oops! I put in the gum. Cut your legs.
INTO JAPANESE
おっと!ガムを入れます足を切る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oops! Put the gum. Cut the legs.
INTO JAPANESE
おっと!ガムを入れて足を切る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oops! Cut the legs with gum.
INTO JAPANESE
おっと!足をガムで切る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oops! Cut the legs with gum.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.