YOU SAID:
ooooh i want to die i want to perish i would greatly appreciate it if someone stabbed me right now
INTO JAPANESE
ooooh私は死にたい私は滅びたい私は誰かが今私を刺した場合私はそれを大いに感謝する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ooooh I want to die I want to perish I will appreciate it a lot if someone stabs me now
INTO JAPANESE
ooooh私は死にたいです私は滅びたいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ooooh I want to die I want to perish
INTO JAPANESE
ooooh死にたい死にたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ooooh I want to die I want to die
INTO JAPANESE
死にたい 死んでしまいたい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to die. I want to die!
INTO JAPANESE
死にたい 死んでしまいたい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to die. I want to die!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.