YOU SAID:
ooh, you touch my chinese friend. oh, my ching ching chong.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたは私の中国人の友人に触れます。ああ、私のチンチンチョン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, you touch my Chinese friend. Oh my cock.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたは私の中国人の友人に触れます。ああ、私のコック。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, you touch my Chinese friend. Oh my cock.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.