YOU SAID:
oof there how are you another one bites the dust
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはもう一人はどっちのほうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which way are you two more?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはどちらの方がどちらですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which is which of you are?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはどちらですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which one are you?
INTO JAPANESE
どちらがあなたなの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which one is you?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはどちらですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which one are you?
INTO JAPANESE
どちらがあなたなの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Which one is you?
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