YOU SAID:
oof says the Ian, I kick him cuz hes mean
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Oofはイアンを言う、私は彼を意味する彼を蹴る
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Oof says Ian, I kick him who means him
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Oofはイアンは言う、私は彼を意味する彼を蹴る
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Oof Ian says, I kick him who means him
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イアンの言った、私は彼を意味する彼を蹴る
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Ian said, I kick him to mean him
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イアンは言った、私は彼を意味するために彼を蹴る
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Ian said, I will kick him to mean him
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イアンは言った、私は彼を意味するために彼を蹴るつもりです
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Ian said, I am going to kick him to mean him
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イアンは言った、私は彼を意味するために彼を蹴るつもりです
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Ian said, I am going to kick him to mean him
That didn't even make that much sense in English.